If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.– John Waters, the New Shelton wet/dry (via nevver)
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.
Raise your weapon
It has been on my mind all day. I also have this urge to make love but I need more hands.
You Know You're Trans* When: #918 You start...
HuK For president
Anonymous asked: you really should post more on your moti blog! please? =)
Ollie Wolfe: Shit nigga, it's raining harder than my dick.
Ethan Wederell: So it's not raining at all?